why is the female hero so often tomboyish
why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates
with my hair curler
nvm
found her
Reblog this if you’ve ever desperately, totally wanted to live in a fictional universe.
I want to know that I’m not alone in this…
Every single day
every second of my waking life and every moment of my dreaming one
24/7
Yup
How many fans of Benedict Cumberbatch are on tumblr?
Reblog if you are a Cumberbabe, Cumberbitch, member of the Cumbercollective etc.
I am a Cumberlady, thank you very much.
I am a cumbergoddess thank you very much
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
Why can’t they just say two weeks?
And the “Bitchface of the year” award goes to…
Someone needs to add: Bitch I will cut you
… with my cheekbones.
I dont care how many times I’ve reblogged this IT GETS FUNNIER EVERY TIME
Benebitch Bitcherbatch everybody
What would you do if you woke up sharply to River Song slapping you across the face or throwing iced champagne on you?
Well apparently get abducted by the whisper men and watch everyone I love die like five times
Okay so the new episode of doctor who is freaking me out because
when the doctor landed in trenzalore he cracked the tardis right??
but then
notice anything
theres a crack in the window
but wait theres more
anyone notice what the inside looks like??
isnt that like the current tardis??
Fuck
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
BOOM!
